讽刺人的英语句子


讽刺人的英语句子,看老外是如何讽刺人的

1、Got into the gene pool while lifeguard wasn't watching.

他肯定是趁着救生员不备,跳进基因池。

2、A room temperature IQ.

IQ和室温一样高。

3、During evolution, his ancestors were in the control group.

进化时,他的祖先肯定是当权者。(意思是要不是走后门,他怎么有机会进化成人)

4、He has two brains; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.

他有两个大脑,一个丢了,另一个去找了。

5、If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

如果他再笨点,就要一周给他浇两次水了(把他当作植物看待)

6、Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; but he just gargled.

别人畅饮智慧之泉,他只是拿来漱口。

7、It takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.

他要花一个半小时来观察一小时。

8、He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achievethem.

他给自己设定的标准很低,但每次还是达不到。

9、If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.

如果你用一分钱买他的想法,你还能拿到找零的。(change在这里是零钱的意思)