1、给我一个支点，我便能撬动你的心。
Give me a fulcrum, and I can move your heart.
2、我想我还是不会装糊涂过于坚持才把这份爱变的唐突。
I don't think I will pretend to be too stubborn to make this love abrupt.
3、世界上有两个我，一个假装快乐一个真心难过。
There are two me in the world. One pretends to be happy and the other is really sad.
4、就算老到没毛没牙，我也敢装萌很甜很甜的说句，么么亲爱的。
Even when I'm old enough to be hairless and toothless, I dare to pretend to say something sweet and sweet, dear.
5、我没什么优点，最大的优点就是我是一个好人。
I don't have any advantages, the biggest advantage is that I am a good person.
6、为你哭，为你笑，我哪里不好？你可否让我知道。
Cry for you and laugh for you. What's wrong with me? Can you let me know?
7、本人已成仙，有事请发烟，佛说有烟没火成不了正果，有火没烟成不了仙。
I have become an immortal, please smoke when something happens. Buddha said that no smoke without fire can not achieve the right result, and no smoke without fire can not become an immortal.
8、你若安好，便是晴天。按这天气看来，你应该是挂了。
If you live well,the day will be fine. According to the weather, you should have hung up.
9、总有那么一个人，常住你心里，却不见在你的生射中…
There will always be someone who lives in your heart, but can't be seen in your life shooting.
10、即使再精明再潇洒，我始终是你眼里的傻瓜。
Even if you are smart and smart, I will always be a fool in your eyes.
11、有没有人和我一样，还在为了一个没有结果旳结果执着。
Is there anyone like me who is still persistent for a fruitless result?
12、话语本身不伤人，除非，说这话的人对你而言很重要。
Words do not hurt people unless they are important to you.
13、不管在哪里，都可以发挥我们的厚脸皮精神。
Wherever we are, we can use our thick-skinned spirit.
14、我们都是戏子，在别人的故事里，流着自己的眼泪。
We are all actors, in other people's stories, with their own tears.
15、我怀念的不是你，而是你给的致命曾经。
I miss not you, but the fatal past you gave me.
16、多少人曾用一颗热诚之心喂食一只虚情假意的畜生。
How many people have fed a hypocritical animal with a sincere heart.
17、夜深人静的时候，我常常问自己，当初决定来地球，到底是对是错。
In the dead of night, I often ask myself whether it was right or wrong to decide to come to the earth.
18、我们住在一起，只是现在的我们是进进出出的陌生人。
We live together, but now we are strangers in and out.
19、只有让自己的心变的更强大，才不需要任何人的保护。
Only by making your heart stronger, you don't need anybody's protection.
20、不要挑战俄的极限，把俄惹急了俄也会咬人。
Don't challenge Russia's limit. If you make Russia anxious, Russia will bite.
21、能驾御你的人，其实就是你毫不勉强，视如生命爱的人。
The person who can control you is actually the one who you do not reluctantly regard as the love of life.
22、再卑微的爱你。也满足不了你呐高傲而虚伪的心灵！
Love you humbly. Can't satisfy your arrogant and hypocritical mind!
23、给我一个支点，我把邻居那小子的汽车翘到沟里去，省得他见我就按喇叭。
Give me a fulcrum. I'll roll my neighbor's car into the ditch so that he won't honk when he sees me.
24、渐渐的知道了，很多东西可遇而不可求，不属于自己的，何必拼了命去在乎。
Gradually, I learned that many things can be met but can not be sought. They do not belong to me. Why do you care about them desperately?
25、心情不好，就去学校门口踢自行车，踢一个倒一排。
In a bad mood, go to the school gate to kick a bicycle, kick an inverted row.
26、只需那些从不仰视星空的人，才不会跌入坑中。
Only those who never look up at the stars will not fall into the pit.
27、不爱我的我不想，讲的洒脱却感伤。
I don't want to love me, speaking freely but sadly.
28、想去一个安静的城市一个没人认识我的城市。
I want to go to a quiet city where nobody knows me.
29、你是我患得患失的梦我是你可有可无的人。
You are my dream of gains and losses. I am your indispensable person.
30、感情就像镜子一样，有过裂痕，就很难复合。
Emotions are like mirrors. Once there are cracks, it is difficult to recombine.
31、我始终相信有一个地方、那里有我最初的向往。
I always believe that there is a place where I first yearned for.
32、我的心思蒸发成云再下成雨，也舍不得淋湿你。
My heart evaporates into clouds and then rains, and I hate to wet you.
33、你身边有没有这样一个人，你一生气他就乐了？
Are there any people around you who are happy when you get angry?
34、做人最失利的莫过于唐僧，身边的人不管是敌是仍是友都想送他上西天。
The most defeated person in life is Tang Seng. People around him, whether enemies or friends, want to send him to the west.
35、这个年龄，说爱太早，说喜欢又觉得太少。
At this age, it's too early to say love and too little to say like it.
36、这么多年我都在想一个问题，为什么黄瓜是绿色的，为啥不叫绿瓜啊？
For so many years, I have been thinking about why cucumbers are green and why they are not called green cucumbers.
37、每天都要做两件事情：晚上不想睡早上不想起。
There are two things to do every day: I don't want to sleep at night and I don't want to wake up in the morning.
38、我哪种抱着东西睡觉的习惯永远都改不了。
I can never change my habit of sleeping with something in my arms.
39、从以前开始你就相信没有你我会倒下吧那是错觉。
From the beginning, you believed that I would fall without you. That's an illusion.
40、其实，自己就是一个孩子，疼了会哭的孩子。
In fact, I am a child, pain will cry children.
41、我不是花心，只是喜新厌旧感太明显而已。
I'm not interested in flowers, but it's too obvious that I like new things and hate old ones.
42、你是景色，我是游客，无可避免让我经过。
You are the scenery, I am a tourist, inevitably let me pass by.